New-Year Resolutions!

I made one! – to have a new image,
A slim… 38 – 21 – 36,
But, alas and alack
The inches crept back,
Now, I’m in a terrible fix!
I resolve to be “nice and cuddly”
With no thought of diet
Nor reason to flirt!
Be truly relaxed – Be thrilled at the prospect
Of the ecstasy of wearing
An “elastic-waisted” skirt!